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Covid complications causing concerns

Martin and Nadine haven’t been to France since January, and Covid complications certainly are an issue and a constant worry. It seems sorting out a ferry crossing isn’t the only hurdle. Is it better to go or to cancel?

Requirements for driving in France – Breath Test Kits

On 1st July 2012, a law was introduced in France: all drivers had to carry a breath test kit in their car. Find out why and if or how that law was implemented. Read more about the driving requirements in France.

Kouign-amann vs Lardy cake

Kouign-amann is a beautiful, buttery, traditional Breton cake. During the current lockdown, unable to travel to Brittany, we have found an alternative: the British lardy cake. Read on.

Exporting a UK-bought LHD car to France

Is it possible or indeed practical to buy a LHD car in the UK, originally registered in Poland, and then import it to France? Are there guidelines to be followed?



We’ve had them for almost three years, and during that time they have served us well, each providing an egg a day, but for the past three months, egg production has definitely tailed off.

I am even sure a couple of the hens aren’t laying eggs at all.

Savvy country folk wouldn’t be at all concerned: the hens would just be killed, plucked, gutted and put in the freezer.. all in a morning’s work.

Deep down, (well, actually, not so deep down) I am not a ‘savvy country person’: I don’t like the ‘harsh’ end of country life.

I keep putting off  this morning’s work.

I see Guillaume over the fence feeding his hens.

I wonder: would he like some more hens? Is it fair to pass off my old hens onto him?

I call: “Guillaume, Good morning. How are you?”

“Well, but worried about the lack of rain. What can I do for you?”

“Would you like some hens?” I ask.

“They are rather old” I add, apologetically.

“Why don’t you want them?” Guillaume asks, peering at them over the fence.

“They are pretty plump, they would make a fabulous coq au vin”

“I don’t really like killing them”

Guillaume looks at me as if I am completely bonkers.

Ten minutes later, he arrives with a couple of boxes and my hens disappear.

In the nest box, he leaves me a dozen eggs.

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